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The plan was really to have a separate entry for these two months. But since I was not able to write anything on this site for those two months (or did I chose not to?), here I am tracking back what eventful and uneventful things happened during those two months and condensing them in a single post.

February

Love month.  An exciting month for those sharing their lives with a special someone, uneventful for those who don't. Regretfully, I am a member of the latter group.  And on that special day of the month (February 14), I just stayed at home, watched House M.D., played DOTA, and did everything else just so I wouldn't feel miserable that day. Hehe.

But the month was not totally uneventful. After all, 'twas the birth month of Amy, an officemate of ours. And during that day, we trooped to Trinoma for her treat -- an hour of free games at Timezone! I don't know how the couple was entitled with that kind of privilege on their birthdays. It was also the same treat Harold gave us on his birthday last year.

The day didn't end in Trinoma, though; because after an hour of playing, we went straight to Harold's house, where they were staying during that time, and enjoyed the other half of Amy's treat--this time to satisfy our hungry stomachs. There were a lot of things at the table. Sadly, I can no longer remember most of them. Among those that I can remember were the tacos with an assortment of fillings and the moist chocolate brownies that really made my stomach full. I can't remember the other foods served. All I can remember is that I got really full that day, although I ate only a parcel of what I would regularly eat on such occasions.


March

Recession finally hit home base. And for the Dev1 group, this month would be the last month that we will all be working together at the same office.  From a high of 25, only five persons would be left in Alabang to do, well, what's left of the job we have with our current client.

The atmosphere was indeed gloomy during this month. Our group is a rowdy bunch, and many were already thinking ahead of how their work life would be different on another environment. And for the few of us who would be left, we were also thinking about how our life would be in an office that would soon become a ghost town.

It was definitely a goodbye-and-see-you-all-in-another-occasion month for our group, and so there was the rush to make all delightful things to happen. After a couple of projects ending without any celebration, there was a sudden rush to hold a Doughnut Party for every project that we can think of. The party did push through, and it was celebrated via a dinner at Hula-Hula, West Gate, Alabang.

Then, there was also the last lunch-out, where we had a couple pictures as a group on some parts of the building after. And during the same day, we had our last friday night out in Alabang. Harold, Amy, Mike, Joie, Alwyn, Gian, Robert and myself cried our hearts out in front of a videoke machine, first at Tom's World (haha, para tipid) and later at the Vox (both in Festival Mall, Alabang). It was a great night. And it couldn't have been anything else. After all, it was the last night.

Next Post

April is now closing to an end. And while the lack of people at the office makes this month quite gloomy, there have been fun happenings somewhere else. But let me divulge all of these to you on another post. After all, this one is getting quite longer than intended.

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Things are not over unless they’re really over.  That’s what I have learned for the month of January.  Because when I thought nothing eventful would happen by the end of the month, something did, although not something that I would have wanted to happen.

That event, however, would not be (or not just) the topic of this post, because here, I want to share with you all the things that happened to me (and whoever was with me) during the first month of 2009.

Long Holiday

I took a long vacation leave for the Christmas and New Year breaks, but unlike my officemates, I opted to file a long VL after the holidays.  So for the whole first week of January, I was in Bicol, just watching TV and downloading movies from the Internet because there was pretty much nothing to do at home. :p

There were only two eventful things that happened during my long weekend in Bicol.  First is the annual family reunion being celebrated by my relatives on my Mother’s side, which is held in San Jose, Camarines Sur.  Not quite eventful, though, because all there really was were drinking and some money-shower games.  But I got to meet my long-unseen cousins, which was the good thing.

Then, I had my birthday celebrated in Naga City, probably the first time since I graduated from college.  It was a simple celebration, with me, Egie and Mama dining at our favorite Bicolano restaurant.  Just refer to my previous post for the details. :)

New Officemates

When I came back at the office on the second week of January, I saw a couple of new faces and missed a couple of old ones.  Back from Japan are Marvin and Sir Alwyn.  And while I already know Marvin, Sir Alwyn is a new face to me—someone whom I should learn to deal with.  He is a fun officemate, it turned out, but not too rowdy as most Development 1 people are.  Hehe.

Not present were Iggy and Kevin, who were already a week old in Development C when I came back from the long break.

Birthdays

Three Dev1 pipz celebrated their birthdays last month—I, Imee and Rommel.  But to the dismay of the two other celebrants, they remembered only mine.  Hehe.  Not that I’m proud of it or anything, but it just had to be written here. :p

I really don’t mind if my officemates would not remember my birthday.  After all, I have been with them for only two years.  I would mind, though, if my immediate family forgets about it.  Gladly, they didn’t.  And I am just thankful that my friends and officemates also remembered my special day.  In fact, they gave me a Red Ribbon cake on my first day at the office.

Farewells and Parties

Farewells never seem to be complete without parties.  Parties celebrated not for the reason that these persons are already leaving the group, but for all those years or months that they have been with us.  And for the month of January, we at Dev1 bid Imee and DJ our farewells as they leave our group to be transferred to – well – the other room!

So before the month ended, we had a small party (read: inuman) to commemorate (haha… bayani ang dating) all the hardwork and efforts that our two officemates have shown while they were with us!  Haha!  Ampangit pakinggan! :p But we really had our month end party, although not just for their farewell.

Well, the night started great and ended quite sour.  There was the usual fun, especially when the 1-2-3 pass game started, and the quite expected ending that cut the game short.  I won’t divulge the entire incident here in this post.  As far as I am concerned, the details of it must be kept private.  But I still feel sad that the night ended that way.  And I feel quite guilty that I did not do anything when in the middle of it all, I was already expecting something like it to happen.

The End

So that would be it for my January update.  This post is quite late to achieve my four posts per month promise for this site, but I hope that you would count it, as well as my previous post, as a post for January.  Hehe.  Excuses…

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I was the assigned speaker for our company's morning meeting last Thursday. So the night before that, I was busy searching through my email inbox looking for some forwarded mail that may be worth sharing. Sadly, I discovered that most of the messages in my yahoo!mail inbox has already been shared on previous meetings.

30 minutes through my hopeless search, however, an idea popped into my mind, thanks to my noisy housemates. While searching for a topic on the web, I overheard them arguing about something, and none of them would want to lose over the other. So at that very minute, I decided that my topic would be something about winning in an argument.

While searching for the content of my speech, I found this crazy advice from one site. I found it funny, so while it doesn't seem to be too much of a help on serious arguments, I still shared it as my speech because, well, I found it worth sharing.

So here is the copy of the speech I delivered last Thursday entitled "How to Win an Argument."

I argue very well. Ask any one of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic against any opponent. People know this and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me. You too can win arguments. Simply follow these rules:

Drink Liquor

Suppose you're at a party and some hotshot intellectual is expounding on the economy of Peru, a subject you know nothing about. If you're drinking some health-fanatic drink like grapefruit juice, you'll hang back, afraid to display your ignorance, while the hotshot enthralls your date; but if you drink several large martinis (or a case of Black Ice), you'll discover you have strong views about the Peruvian economy. You'll argue forcefully, offering searing insights and possibly upsetting furniture. People will be impressed. Some may leave the room.

Make Things Up

Suppose, in the Peruvian economy argument, you are trying to prove Peruvians are underpaid, a position you base solely on the fact that you are underpaid and you're damned if you're going to let a bunch of Peruvians be better off. Don't say: "I think Peruvians are underpaid." Say: "The average Peruvian's salary in 1981 dollars adjusted for the revised tax base is $1,452. per annum, which is $836.07 before the mean gross poverty level."

Note: Always make up an exact figure. If the opponent asks you where you got your information, make that up too. Say: "This information comes from Dr. Hovel T. Moon's study for the Buford Commission published May 9, 1982. Didn't you read it?" Say this in the same tone of voice you would use to say, "You left your soiled underwear in my bathroom?"

Use Meaningless but Weighty-Sounding Words and Phrases

Memorize this list:

• Let me put it this way
• In terms of
• Vis-a-vis
• Per se
• Qua
• So to speak

Q.E.D., e.g., and i.e. These are all short for "I speak Latin, and you do not."

Here's how to use these words and phrases. Suppose you want to say: "Peruvians would like to order more appetizers more often, but they don't have enough money."

You never win arguments talking like that. But you will win if you say: "Let me put it this way. In terms of appetizers vis-a-vis Peruvians qua Peruvians, they would like to order them more often, so to speak, but they do not have enough money per se, as it were. Q.E.D."

Only a fool would challenge that statement.

Use Snappy and Irrelevant Comebacks

You need an arsenal of all-purpose irrelevant phrases to fire back at your opponents when they make valid points. The best are:

• "You're begging the question."
• "You're being defensive."
• "Don't compare apples and oranges."
• "What are your parameters?"

This last one is especially valuable. Nobody, other than mathematicians, has the vaguest idea what parameters means.

Here's how to use your comebacks:

You say, "As Abraham Lincoln said in 1873..."
Your opponent says, "Lincoln died in 1865."
You say, "You're being defensive."

Compare Your Opponent to Adolf Hitler

This is your heavy artillery, for when your opponent is obviously right and you are spectacularly wrong. Bring Hitler up subtly. Say: "That sounds suspiciously like something Adolf Hitler might say" or "You certainly do remind me of Adolf Hitler."

So that's it. You know how to out-argue anybody. But do not try to pull any of this on people who generally carry weapons.

Note: The content of the speech is not original. All of it were taken from the article posted on this site: http://www.transdimnav.com/argument.shtml

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